I honestly didn't even proofread this.

“I promised a friend a fluffier piece today, so I will take a stab at it. At one time, I only wrote funny stories. Can’t be that hard to go back, right?”

I typed that 15 minutes before my air conditioner shut down. Just wow. Not normally a major incident for someone, but it is a big deal to me. I have a grumpy and fluffy ball of fur known as a chinchilla. (Her name is MochiMallow) If you don’t know what a chinchilla is, go Google it. Google search the babies. They have so much forehead it’s insane.

Now that you’re probably wondering why I told you image search the baby chinchillas, I will get back on topic. A chinchilla can’t get over 70-75 degrees or they will have heat stroke. This is due to their lack of sweat glands. They have no internal way of regulating body temperature, like sweating, or panting. Nor can you get them wet really, because they have a tendency to mildew. That comes from having a ton of fur. The fur is so dense that it doesn’t dry quickly.

So when I realized the air conditioning had gone down, I went into action. After tossing Mochi into a cat carrier, I threw some kind of combination of work clothes into a bag with my tablet and phone and booked it to my sister’s house. I’m still there. Jaya is helping me keep my cats fed and watered, so Punk and Morgana are well taken care of.

My AC will by fixed by morning hopefully and I can get back into my writing schedule. I feel bad already using up my two days off this week by accident.

But in other news, I am starting a side projection with my Nakama. Should be fun. That will post twice a week, when we get the details hammered out.

So in an effort to post something funny-ish, I shall post bios on my three pets.

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Morgana

Nicknames: Fattyface, Sugarbutt, Bebegirl, MorNaNa, NanaFace

Age: 7 years

Weight: Fatty fatty bombalatty

Color: Black

Likes: Tuna, Roast Beef, Milk, Pettings, Eggs, Chicken, Scratchies, Catnip, Cottage Cheese, Yogurt, Visitors, People, Singing, Bacon, PTX, Cheese, Oreo filling….

Dislikes: Any other cat ever, baths, the vacum cleaner, getting splashed, being under blankets.

Punkin Muffin

Nicknames: Punk, Punkie Junkie, Junkie Butt, Punkerell Q Fatbutt, Bobo, Bubby

Age: 5 years

Weight: Somewhere over the Rainbow, we don’t know

Color: Orange and orange and orange

Likes: Chin scratchies, Back scratchies, his Shiny Red Love, hiding under hanging blankets or skirts

Dislikes: The outside, Door bells, Knocking on the door, Visitors, Cheese, his cat carrier

MochiMallow

Nicknames: Mochi, MochiDoch, Miss Bit, Fussyface, Furmagheddon

Age: Somewhere between 3 and 4

Weight: One cloud fart

Color: Beige with Crimson eyes (Not Albino)

Likes: Raisins, Cranberries, Stealing socks and pens, Rosemary sticks, Dust baths, Punk

Dislikes: Morgana, Loud noises, warm weather, any predator, Me most of the time

Ok, I’m so done for tonight. Laters all ya’ll crazyfaces.